why is winter Like This
Planet’s tilted
Tilt it back.
how nothing is surprising or abnormal
like you can be sitting in your kitchen at 2am eating pasta sauce out of a jar with a spoon and the only thing you think is “this is really tasty i wonder what it would be like spread on toast”
or going into the library and seeing someone sat at a computer wrapped in a duvet and thinking “that’s a genius idea”
or seeing someone sitting in a lecture with a 2 pint bottle of milk just swigging from it and just being jealous
literally anything goes. no one is gonna question your habits bc guaranteed they will have done something equally bizarre
I once came into a lecture hall to find a guy dressed as Darth Vader in the front row. No one questioned this.
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
the moon loves you even on your bad days
yall hate wolverine origins but “your country needs you” “im canadian (drives away)” is the greatest moment in cinematic history
0ndo:
You can control white people by giving them cheese
cheese is so good tho
I got one
I want my husband to have this accent
alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient




